WRONG HOUSE

WRONG HOUSE

In Defense of Ugly Ornaments

On learning to love the garish, the tacky, and the totally-falling-apart.

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Wrong House
Dec 04, 2025
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By Dan Howarth

’Twas a fortnight before Christmas, and all through the house, the “creatures” stirring were not mice, but the holiday ornaments—good, bad, and ugly—emerging from the attic. During the annual decorating ritual that takes place in my parents’ home in rural England, where they’ve lived my entire life, the scene never changes. John Denver’s R…

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